A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan. The banker asks, "Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?" The woman says, "Yes, of course. I'll use my Rolls Royce." The banker, stunned, asks, "A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?" The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.
When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest. The loan officer says, "Miss, we appreciate your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?"
The woman replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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"How do I deal with it? Am I supposed to just guess? She isn't really like against most things but we can't really talk about what works for her or how she'd want it and so forth.
Is there any way I could make her more open to the subject?"
"My wife was like that too. What I did was just started doing things...and sometimes she liked it and sometimes she said 'hey not
here' or she moved postions or she would get into the postion she liked best without talk or direction."
GERMANY -- German police came to the aid of a pizza courier who crashed his car in the southwest German town of Gaggenau—by completing his delivery.
The AP reports that the 46-year-old driver hit another car early Saturday after failing to yield. Both drivers required hospital treatment in the accident that caused an estimated $22,000 in damage. "The pizzas were still hot and they were close to where they were meant to end up, so we simply completed the delivery," a police rep said, according to German news agency DPA via Deusche Welle.
Police said that after dealing with the accident the officers were able to hand over the "shaken but still edible pizzas" to the customers.
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