A Kung Fu student asks his teacher: "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated."
And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers:
"My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun, and their wings seeming like flames?"
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon... when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
Save What You Write Online With This Chrome Extension
It’s harder than it used to be to accidentally lose all your work. Apps come with auto-save, and Chrome tries to warn you before you close a tab with unsaved work. But hit enter too fast, or suffer a crash, and you could still lose a lot of writing. It can happen to a Facebook update, an application form, or a blog post.
But the Chrome extension Typio Form Recovery can save what you write and paste it right back in.
Once you install Typio, you’ll see a little blue button in the corner of every web form. You’ll also see a green stripe on the top of the page, which glows every time Typio saves new text. Disable the stripe in the settings. To recover lost text, you can click the blue button, type the customizable keyboard shortcut, or find it in the right-click menu.
If any of those options gets annoying, you can turn off any or all of them. For instance, I only access Typio through a right-click. I got sick of the blue button, which shows up on every web form, including tweets, logins, and searches. (By default, Typio doesn’t save passwords or credit card numbers, but you can change that.)
You can tell Typio how many days to save entries.
When you open Typio, first it shows you a minimalist menu of your last few entries. Click “Browse all entries” to see a longer menu. All data is stored locally; nothing is sent to Typio. (You can check the source code.) And you can disable the extension on any site, like Twitter or Google.
This is especially useful if you write long entries on blogs, social media, or forms like job applications. For instance, I just intentionally closed this blog post without saving, and brought it back in just a couple of clicks with Typio.
Typio replaces Lazarus, a similar extension (with a better name) that was eventually abandoned and kicked out of the Chrome Web Store.
Even Lazarus had to die, but his spirit lives on.
"My girlfriend is very innocent and has never had an orgasm. I was her first and she admitted to me that she has tried to masturbate in the past but has never had an orgasm. Yes, her family is a bit religious, so she's just now started to explore sexuality in her early mid twenties.
I am on the opposite end of the spectrum and am very experienced. I have tried everything I know with this girl, and she says it feels good, but she has yet to cum, even after prolonged play.
Now I'm a bit stumped. I think that she is suffering a bit of a mental block, especially being so inexperienced and shy. I can tell that she feels arousal and pleasure, but I think she has not been able to relax enough.
She is an avid reader, and I was wondering if anyone could help me with any written or online sources that could help with this problem. I'm trying not to rush, but the longer it persists, I can't help but worry.
I even said it's okay if she is attracted to women, but she just laughed at me and said that this is not the case.
Any help, support, or advice would be hugely appreciated. Has anyone else had this issue?"
"Thanks again religion. Anyway, starting so late and religion being involved, she doesn't know her body much better than you do. Of course do your best to be a courteous lover, but don't make the orgasm the goal. Make the goal having fun and being close. Make sure you ask her lots of questions as you make your moves. Do you like this? Faster? Slower? Harder? Also, make sure she understands that YOU are having a great time and that she turns you on. If she's worried about being inexperienced, she'll have a hard time.
Have fun with it!
This is definitely one type of practice that is fun to keep trying at!"
ORLANDO, FL -- An Orlando police officer was in the right place at the right time.
Beer thieves were arrested early Tuesday after an officer pulled into an Orlando WAWA and was flagged down by an employee just as the culprits were pulled out of the parking lot, police said.
As the officer attempted to stop the car, the driver missed a turn and crashed into a tree at the intersection of Danube Way and South Semoran Boulevard, police said.
A man was shocked with a Taser as he tried to run from the officer. Police said they found two cases of Corona Light that was stolen from WAWA by a woman who was in the car.
The woman and the man were arrested. Another woman who was in the car was released.
The names of those involved have not been released.
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